It looks like the Jazz will be 0-2 in their attempts to land Free Agent Corey Maggette. Not that every Jazz fan thought Maggette was the best move, nor did Jazz brass want him more than any other F.A. out there. However, I'm still bitter because my hopes of landing Maggette just went down the drain. According to ESPN Maggette looks to be signing with Golden State.
So what is next? Does anyone know? Are we even going to make an attempt to land a "Big-Name" F.A.? Do we need to? From a personal stand-point, I love the drama and the excitement of Free Agency. I love to read the rumors and speculate what we may or may not do. That is one of the only things that gets me through the off-season. And now with the Bachelorette being over, without any big moves, this off-season could be a huge let-down. Oh well, if not making any moves is the right move for the Jazz, I can live with that. I'm just going to be really bored for a couple months.
Booner
P.S. For those readers who just unsubscribed from our blog because I said I watch the Bachelorette, NO, I do not watch the Bachelorette. However, I am officially hooked to "Wipe-Out" on ABC. Nothing better than watching grown men and women completely humiliate/inflict pain upon themselves via asinine obstacle courses.
P.S.S. For those MUJ readers who do watch the Bachelorette, don't leave because I offended you in my "P.S." above. MUJ writer "Whistle" writes a daily Bachelor/Bachelorette Blog at http://www.justtellyourfriendsyourwifemakesyouwatchit.com/
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Dont fret, below is a list of the top 10 free agents still available for the Jazz to pick up. Listed in order of relevance for the Jazz.
1 - Carlos Arroyo (The Puerto Rican community is demanding we bring him back.)
2 - Gordan Giricek (Just to piss off Sloan.)
3 - Kirk Snyder (Lots of underage girls for him to go after in Utah.)
4 - Michael Doleac (Lumbering white center with limited skills and ties to the community are a must have on this team.)
5 - Fred Jones (This has to be the most generic name ever.)
6 - Tyronn Lue (We need some corn rows on this team.)
7 - Theo Ratliff (Unfortunately his expiring contract has expired.)
8 - Matt Barnes (Utah has good tatoo removal shops.)
9 - David Harrison (He once played here while high on cocaine and stoned at the same time.)
10 - Sasha Vujacic (So we can boo a Laker every home game.)
If we land Sasha I think we should keep him in a Laker jersey the entire time just so fans can take out their frustrations on him and not feel bad about it.
"Hey, come on guys, he is sitting with the Jazz."
"Yea, but he is wearing a Lakers jersey."
"GET HIM!!!!"
P.S. My top two most hated players in the league.
1. Kobe
1a. Sasha
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